OMG

This guy...brings tears to my eyes. The song he's singing is already a beautiful song when Sara Bareilles sings it but he just....takes it to another level. I can sit here and listen to him sing this song 'Gravity' all day. Some of the notes he hits are FOR SURE panty droppers. OMG. I love this guy. Like...he gives me Ne-Yo chills. I fucking love it. Whooo!

WOW

"The Vamp" Sex Toy: Tantus Inc.'s new product, available for $39.95 on September 1, is a fair-colored dildo that sparkles.

I know Twilight is a pop culture phenomenon but c'mon! A sex toy? They're really selling an Edward's Pipe SEX TOY?!!?!!?!!? LMFAO. OMG.

I'm SO Pissed!

Anyone who knows me is aware that I have an absolute obsession with the Twilight Saga. It's sad but intense and unbreakable. Lol. There are three more movies slated to come out. New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn.
In Twilight there is an evil vampire named Victoria. She has this lover named James who gets killed by Edward and it pisses her off so she vows to kill Bella to get back at him.

Rachelle Lafevre is in the picture on your left. She played Victoria in Twilight and is going to be in New Moon. Now I have heard that Rachelle will be replaced in the third movie by Bryce Dallas Howard (top right) , due to "scheduling conflicts."
(Isn't it cute how I found two pics that were similar? lol)
There are so many things wrong with this! Ugh! Where do I begin?
First of all....when you're cast in a multi-million dollar franchise you DO NOT let "scheduling conflicts" occur. Especially when that said "conflict" is a bullshit ass Indie movie that is probably paying you in potato scraps and paper clips!
This also pisses me off because in keeping up with the whole vampire thing...vamps aren't supposed to change! I hate when movies switch up actors like that. It's stupid! And it's even more stupid when the character is supposed to be immortal!!!
I'm also pissed because I wasn't even all that impressed with Rachelle Lafevre in the first place! She was lame, weak, and too smiley to be Victoria.
I never would have thought to casts Bryce Dallas Howard as Victoria but now that I think about it....BOMB! She's a great actress, she's way prettier, and she's closer to the Victoria that I imagined while I was reading the books. I think she'll do a great job, actually. I'm just pissed they didn't fucking cast her in the first place!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're an idiot Rachelle!! For committing to other movie projects and trying to ruin the Twilight franchise. You should thank your lucky stars you were even cast! Now you're just shitting on the opportunity. Victoria is a G. And I guess you're not up to the challenge.
I mean honestly, the only other movie I've seen Rachelle in was some lame Lifetime movie about her being adopted or some shit. Lol And Bryce was in The Village, The Lady in The Water, and freaking Spider Man 3! Come ON!
I'm actually kind of excited to see how Bryce does. I'm just irritated that the flow of things is disrupted like this...sigh..

Oh, I f@*$ing hate it when...

People in my age bracket use little symbols to replace letters in curse words. Okay, for one, how old are you? 10? And two, we can totally see what you're putting anyways so you might as well just put the word! It's not cute! It's not a good way to censor anything. If you have a problem using the correct fucking bad word, don't fucking bother to fucking use it in the first place. Fuck.

Orphan

Aaaah. I love a good "psycho and/or demonic child wreaks havoc on their parents" flick. Creepy kids are the best part of movies. Lol And the fact that Esther was adopted just made it all that much more appealing.
Okay, so the premise of the film is this couple is looking to adopt a child to add to their family of four. They have a son and a daughter already. The son is like 13 and the daughter is like 6. Anywho...the woman was pregnant with their third child but the baby was still born. This really fucked up their minds, the wife in particular.
So after years of trying to get past the tragedy, they decide to adopt a little girl. Because baby Jessica didn't survive and they want to give the love they would have given to her...to a little girl who needs it.
Enter Esther.
Esther is this charming 9 year old kid from Russia. She likes to paint, she loves music, she's well spoken, and she's cute as a button.
Oh, and she's also bat shit crazy.
Her charming qualities quickly begin to disappear as she begins to toy with the minds of her family and even threatens their lives.
There is a HUGE plot twist that I wouldn't dare ruin for anyone. It's random and unrealistic, but an excellent twist nonetheless. I doubt anyone will see it coming. I sure as heck didn't.
KUDOS to Isabelle Fuhrman. I don't even think she's really Russian but the accent was on point! And she was the shit! in this movie. Lol. She was crazy as fuck but I was rooting for her the whole time. Esther is a G. See the movie and you'll feel me on that.
It was a pretty good movie in my opinion. It had lots of parts that make you jump, squirm, gasp, and laugh out loud. It was low key more gruesome than I thought it was going to be. I mean....sheesh. I give this film two titties up!

oH Drake...

Sigh...I tried not to like this guy. I really did. Little Aubrey (lame name lmao) who played Jimmy on Degrassi. The whackest, most addicting show on tv. Lol I mean he was shot in a school shooting and paralyzed from the waste down for crying out loud! How lame! And all the hype around him was crazy..."Drake is the shit...this" and "Drake is the shit...that" "You hear that new Drake?" I was like enooooouuugghh! And it urked me that he was randomly all of a sudden Lil Wayne's prodigy. Are you kidding me? Lol And it really bugged be that he flooded my radio and he isn't even signed yet! What?

I only paid attention to two of his songs. The ones that were getting air time...They're cute and catchy. But I never really paid attention to wtf he was saying. I downloaded some of his other songs to my iPod outta curiosity and in the car...I actually listened to his words. And he is one witty...clever...smart..talented...man. Lol. I love it.

And his VOICE is so SMOOTH!! Ooooh it makes me tingle. And of course I never really paid attention to his face but once I realized the awesomeness that flowed out his mouth...I started really studying what he looks like. And he's low key bomb. His eyes are light, he has bomb lips, his swag is bomb, he has a nice smile...and now that I think about it...Aubrey really isn't that lame of a name..

I guess I'm just one of those females he talks about in his music. Not really paying attention to him until he blew up. Cause he sure never caught my eye on the show he was on...and I certainly became a fan over night what with all the hype around him and shit. I'm guilty of that. Lol. But idgaf. Drake is bomb. I'm on it.

Oh..whaaaaaaat aaaaaannnnd he sings too? I almost forgot. Lol And his voice aint like Ne-Yo or nothing, but it's cute. I give him credit. It goes with his style of music. It's so random that he would blow up like this. I think he was in a band or some shit on Degrassi...playing guitar or something. But he never rapped, or sung, or anything. Wait...I think he did sing a little. But there was no star power that I could see...

Idk...I'm feelin him. Lol. c( :

boys are annoying

I really, really hate when a guy asks me "When we gonna kick it?" out the blue. It bothers me! Like what do you expect me to say? "Oh, um lemme check my calendar! Okay, I'm available Monday July 20th, 2009 at 9pm." NO! And it's always the niggas that you barely talk to that wanna ask you that questions. It's like, if I haven't mentioned seeing you...at all...you can safely bet that I could care less if you were even breathing. So word to the wise..if you ask me this question..and I say "idk..whenever..." with the dots and shit, it really means "I'm not committing to any particular date and I want you to go play in traffic" (that's the rough translation). Bleh!

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (spoiler)

Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Okay let it just be known that the Harry Potter phenomenon (that I used to be apart of) was utterly SHIT on as soon as the Twilight franchise came about. But, he's still the shit so of course I went to go see the movie. I've seen all the others. I used to read the books but the films were coming out quicker than I could flip the pages, so I just said fuck it. I stopped at like the fourth one I think.
So, the Half-Blood Prince is the sixth installment. I didn't read this book so I had no clue what to expect. But at the end of it I was really disappointed. I literally sat there not wanting to get up, just watching the credits start to scroll by, because I could not believe it ended. I mean...it ended right when it started in my opinion.
There's usually way more action in HP movies. There was like barely any magic in this at all, they focused on all the wrong things, I have MILLIONS of unanswered questions, Dumbledore dies and they don't even make a big deal out of it really, everything seemed rushed. Harry Potter and the Half-Assed screenplay is more like it!
There were some genuinely funny parts in it. Really funny. But there was A LOT to be desired. I can't imagine how I'd feel if I'd actually read the book. I might cry if that were the case. And what pissed me off it that they postponed this movie for like over a year! They should have turned out nothing but perfection with all the extra time they had! It's really a shame, really.
This movie kinda sucked. It pains me to say.
There was one person in this movie who, in the brief minutes he was shown, made this movie worth seeing. His name is Frank Dillane. He played 16 year old Tom Riddle. No I'm not a pedophile. He's 20 in real life. Lol. But damn he is GORGEOUS! I can't find a proper picture. But damn, he was supposed to be all evil in the movie but idgaf. He sexy. Lmao.
Ummmm i give this movie...one tittie up and one tittie down. smh.

Public Enemies (spoiler)

John Dillinger makes me horny because of the way Johnny Depp played the role. Lol. Even if the movie wasn't great, I'd still love it because Johnny Depp's swagg was impeccable! I mean honestly, he was slaughtering...SLAUGHTERING dudes with Tommy Guns the whole time and all I could think was "I'd like to ride his Tommy Gun all night long..."
Man.
Okay, now for the movie review lol
This movie was great. I was only vaguely familiar with Dillinger's story but I knew he was the shit back in the day so I decided to see the movie. It was well written and and well acted (for the most part). Lots of shoot-em-up action, that's always nice. It was slick, fast paced, and entertaining.
You really forget that he's the bad guy. Cause when he dies you actually feel bad. I mean, all Dillinger was, was a hustler. Times were hard (it was during the great depression), he was smart enough to beat the system and make MOOLAH! Lots and lots of MOOLAH!
JD had a love interest. Her name was Billie Frechette (played by Marion Cotillard OSCAR WINNER she's bomb) Their relationship was...amazing. I like how she was down for her man and how much she trusted him even though he was doing bad things. It was sexy how he kinda just told her how shit was gonna be and how she went with it. No questions asked. It was...man. Bomb.
Christian Bale was in this too. He played Melvin Purvis, the dude trying to catch JD (dead or alive.) He's usually a decent actor but he annoyed the FUCK outta me the whole time. He already bothers me with the way he talks in general ( on screen and off screen) he has a low key lisp and his teeth are like raised out like when people sucked there thumb a lot when they're young. So he talks kinda weird. But in this movie he had a southern accent and he was just delivering the lines so .... wrong. Idk. He was putting extras on it. And it sucked ass.
I recommend this movie though. It's the shit. All you wannabe gangsters out there need to take some notes when you're in the theater. I give it two titties up!

Transformers II Revenge Of The Fallen

Mmkay, so I haven't done movie reviews on here yet. So I'll start with Transformers II. I'm ashamed to say that I JUST saw it like this week, despite it coming out like forever ago. I swore I'd see it sooner but I was too busy. Whatever, so check it...
I thought this movie was BOMB. it was way better than the first. I literally was crying laughing at some parts. Maybe I'm just super goofy. Or maybe the screenplay writers got jokes. Idk...lol. It was super long over two hours but I honestly didn't notice until I got out. It didn't feel that long to me. I loved it because at the end, I was satisfied. I hate leaving a movie with unanswered questions in my head. It's frustrating. But TII tied up all loose ends.
I LOVED the dynamic of Michaela and Sam's relationship in this sequel. It was too cute. It made me wanna throw up and catch rainbows at the same time. It was sickeningly sweet. Um, Megan Fox is fucking hot. No homo. Lol. And of course my Shia was looking bomb as well. And that acting was ON POINT. Loved it! He's awesome.
I read reviews before I went to go see it and a lot of people complained that the robots had too many lines. But it didn't bother me much. They weren't just speaking to be speaking. The words served a purpose. Oh! Minus the two niggerbots that were seriously annoying me. They were like twins or something and they were obviously black and ignorant. It was funny at times but it got old by like the time they landed in Egypt. (For those who've seen it) Lol.
All in all I liked this movie. I don't have any complaints. It was well done. I hope they squeeze a third out of it. Well, maybe not. I don't want them to kill it. But I'd actually go see it again. I recommend it even if you haven't seen the first one. It's entertaining. I give it two titties up! c(:

Fine Men With Ugly Voices

Take a look at Tyson Beckford to your left. He is jaw dropping. Silky chocolate brown skin...sexy tight eyes...bomb ass kissable lips...chiseled muscles. He is a GOD straight out of my wildest fantasies...It's a shame that his voice sounds like he's gargling marbles and trying to blow a piece of bubble gum at the same time. SMH. Have you ever met a sexy ass person and then were instantaneously turned off when they spoke? It is a sad SAD thing when a guy is bomb as fuck and their voice throws everything off. It's a low key deal breaker. Lmao. I know that's stupid but I can't sit there and listen to a nigga squawk all day. I wouldn't be able to pay attention to what he's saying. And I damn sure wouldn't be able to talk to him on the phone. That would be absolutely out of the question. He'd be banned from calling me. Only text and aim for him! Tyson was the best example I could think of. Whenever I see him I'm like "Oooooh, shit!" then he speaks and it's like "Ugh shit." c( :

SMH

What a whore. I'm so sick of this bitch. Maybe pre-getting her ass whooped by Chris Brown this would have been a hot look. But post-getting knocked the fuck out...I think she's stupid. She's just begging for attention. Newsflash bitch! You got plenty of it with that busted face your man gave you! She hasn't come out and spoken about anything. She hasn't given her fans any type of...idk...a sense of clarity? Is that the word I'm looking for? Like, I just think that she shouldn't be parading around the world clubbing, and drinking, and all that bullshit until this gets resolved. I mean, she never did that shit before! Why now? SMH.

Tired.

I'm not the golddigging type of female. I don't really care how much money a nigga has, what kind of car he drives (if he even has one), what kinda job he has....I mean all this is apparent if you look at my track record of guys I've recently dated. I know a lot of females say that they don't care about that kind of thing but I actually mean it.

Well, now...'meant' it...to a certain extent.

The money still isn't a big issue right now as long as he has plans to change it...but I've been coming across a lot of guys who don't have cars. I've even come across a guy my age who doesn't even have his license. So if I wanted to see them I have to drive, and do all the picking up.

The first two times maybe I'll do it. Cause the freshness of the situation is fueling my generosity. But after a lil while, I never fail to grow sick and fucking tired of driving with a nigga in the passengers seat. A nigga who's not even my boyfriend.

(Let me note now that if I have a man..and he's down and out...I DO NOT mind this. But if we're just talking and dating and trying to get to know each other. ALL BAD. It's not a good look.)

I don't mind driving some of the time...I mean if you're paying for the date...coo. But I just don't like that shit anymore. And I refuse to do it early on in the process. I refuse! And niggas be catchin a case nowadays when I deny them the priviledge of my coming to pick them up. Like I'm required to or some shit. LMAO.

And these niggas aren't in any kind of conditional circumstance. It's not like their car is in the shop, or their saving up for one, or something like that. They're just fucking IMMOBILE! That's so unattractive to me...and idk if that makes me materialistic or anything. But...it's like...get your shit together. A nigga should feel bad for having a female pick him up and drive him around....

tsk,tsk,tsk.

Being The "Other Woman"

*deep sigh* SMH

Ladies. There will come a day where you meet a guy. This guy will be the shit. Cute, funny, witty, smart, charming, sexy, freaky, about his business, not on the bullshit...and everything else your "what I need in a man" list consists of. But there is a catch to this guy...and that catch is he's taken. Now when you find out he has a girl, you'll immediately think to yourself "duh he has a girl. he's too bomb to be off the market...damn."

but there's going to be a twist...

this great guy will proceed to act in a way that contradicts his claim on his girlfriend. he will act like he doesn't even have one. he will act like he is single and focus his attention solely on you.

do not be fooled. this guy is most likely just bored with his relationship and wants out of it, but is too infected with bitchassness to break up with his girl. so he'll get the best of both worlds by gaming you into liking him while still being in a relationship with her. He can get the perks of being in a committed relationship as well as get the perks of starting something fresh and exciting with you. Or, he really has no intentions of breaking up with girl...BUT he still wants to explore other possible future opportunities. ya know...just in case.

I've been in this situation before. In my experience it didn't end up well. I mean I'm sure there are rare instances where a guy has a girlfriend and he meets someone else and he actually leaves his girl for the new chick. But in my case, he was bullshitting the whole time...and never really wanted me. It's a sick feeling to invest time into false hope and have your efforts wasted in the end.

You may think you're the shit and you got it like that and you can get a nigga to leave his girl. But why put yourself through that? Don't EVER wait on a nigga to leave his relationship to be with you. When a man wants something...he goes after it. If he wants you he'll make it so.

Now I thought I learned my lesson with this guy...but I almost got into the same situation again recently. I wasn't thinking. I tried to make it nonchalant and say me and him were "just friends" and not doing anything wrong. But we were obviously becoming more than that and things were getting tense and weird. I really tried to delude myself into thinking that I was just having fun and there was no harm being done. But I finally opened my eyes and dipped out of that situation immediately. I deserve better than the backburner, backseat, sideline position. Bottom Line.

I think I went off on a tangent. This blog is kinda..blah. But whatever. I'm just letting off steam.

XOXO

R.I.P. Michael Jackson 1958-2009

I'm very late on this but I do want to make sure I dedicate a posting to Michael Jackson's passing. I don't want to front like I'm this HUGE die hard fan. That would be phony of me. But his music was the shit. That's something that is recognized around the globe. He is thee definition of an icon. I mean...people would damn near go into a coma at the sight of him! He was an inspiration to every single artist. Seriously. Everybody wanted to be like Mike! The hardest of niggas would even admit that they wish they could be Michael Jackson for a day. Lol. It's so sad that he's gone! And at 50? That's not that old at all these days. It's a shame that all these sketchy details are coming about now with his crazy Doctor, and news of him having a "supposed" drug abuse problem, and it's just horrible...My heart goes out to the Jackson family. I mean...I can't fathom what they're going through right now. Despite all the bullshit allegations against him, the debt he racked up, his odd behavior, all the tabloid shit....MICHAEL JACKSON is the KING of POP. And no one will touch that. I bet my great great great grandkids will be groovin' to his music. I'm sure of it actually. R.I.P. Mike. You will be missed, and never forgotten.

"Drive By" Aim Attacks

So, I was chillin' at my cousins house today. Having a real laid back, coo time. We were playing video games it was coo. Lol. All of a sudden I get an aim from some sn 'Gordydapig'. (lame ass made up sn) It said "Aye." I assumed it was some random myspace nigga tryna see what was up with me so naturally I said..."who is this?". The unknown person replied...

"Bitch your weak. Your pussy is trash. And at the end of the day your still a ratchet who will never be where they wanna be in life."

I was gonna reply with a friendly "thanks for your opinion!" but in true bitch ass fashion they signed off before I could finish typing my response.

*sigh* there are so many things wrong with this that I don't know where to begin.

First of all, who does this? It's so High School...and pointless. And if you're going to talk shit...don't sign off like a little punk ass pussy. Back yo shit up! I wasn't offended by this or anything...just irritated that someone (I'm not sure if it's a male or female...) would take the time to randomly send me some bullshit like that.

Like ugh! Get a life! Like what do you get from doing that? And then you sign off without getting a response? How would you know if I even got it? Lmao They could be sitting over there laughing and thinking they really told me off...and I didn't even get it. LMAO But seriously...I wonder if their life is any better because of what they said. Like...I'm way too confident to be taken down by a 3 line aim from some random ass person who can't even say some shit to my face. SMH.

I can't help but wonder who it is though. It doesn't really matter considering they're too lame to say it to my face...or even just identify themselves on aim...but I do wonder. On one hand though I am QUITE flattered that I matter so much to somebody that they feel the need to let me know their thoughts a bout me. Good or bad. It doesn't matter. They're still on my dick.

And my pReTTyP3RsUaSi0n sn is fairly new so whoever it is caught a problem with me in the last like 7 months. Lame. Or it's a super blast from the past and they just investigated and got my new one. Even lamer. Ay yi yi. People are so fucking dumb it makes me physically ill.

The quip about my goodies though really makes me think it's a guy. Which is SUPER pathetic. But whatev. I've never gotten any complaints. So it must be some nigga who's feeling's I've hurt...or some nigga I didn't even give it up to in the first place...LOL

But it may be a girl...that's even harder to try to figure out because I don't deal with a lot of females to even have beef with one. SMH.

Oh well. A mystery left unsolved. I just wish people would grow the fuck up and snap out of their High School ways. It's kinda sad.

And to you..."Gordydapig"....thanks for your opinion....but idgaf. And you can go blow a homeless guy for all I give a damn. =)

Toodles.

BET awards SMH

Okay look. I won't speak TOO much about the awards because

A.) I HATE BET and the utter trash they put out and I never really watch it.

And....

B.) I only watched half of the awards. Lol.

So here I go.

Okay, Ummm I wasn't all the way feeling Jamie Foxx plugging his CD and tour every gosh darn chance he got. We get it, sir.

I would like to commend BET though for trying to pull together something for Michael Jackson last minute like that. I think they did the best they could do in such a short time. I mean...nothing will every be ENOUGH to really honor Mike. But all things considered...they did a nice job.

SUPER sad when Janet came out. They were so close. My heart definitely goes out to his family.

I'm sick of people saying that Chris Brown should have come out and danced or whatever. NO! He fucked up! And we cannot lose sight of that fuck up! It would have been awkward having him there. And just...NO! I hate his guts now. He can disappear for awhile.

Did anyone else see Tyra clinging to that dude? Um he better be family! I'm not having that shit. I love her. Lol.

Kerri Hilson was kinda weak. She was doing too many awkward Mike moves and she just ended up looking like a retarded Elvis....And I know she wore her pants like that in dedication....butttt.............lol NO!

DON CORNELIOUS! LMAO. That's all I gotta say. You gotta love old people and their never ending anecdotes...lol smg.

NE-YO my NE-YO! lol When he sings it's like the heavens opened up and shined down on me! I fucking love him! And he's not GAY! lol I'm sick of niggas sayin that. HATERS!

Ugh...the Baby Boy references. MY GOSH! Enough was enough! It was kinda funny when Tyrese first came out talking bout "Yvette! Where's my son!" blah blah. But when Ving came out! I was like WTF? SMH. BET...what are we gonna do with you....

Trey Songz, Johnny Gill, and Tyrese killed it in my opinion. Trey Songz looked so effin cute.

Whoa! And the Ojay's......MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY! MOOONNNNEEYY!! Lol BOMB They killed it too!

Keith Sweat...LAME.

AND EEEEEKKKK! They brought out Tevin Campbell I almost died!!! I love him! He looked good!!!! Awww.

Beyonce' and Jay-Z are just the best fucking couple ever in my opinion. I love them. It must be the shit to watch your man KILL the stage like that and the same for him to watch his girl. She looked hot...he looked smooth! Aaaah I LOVE IT! =D

Maxwell was good. The feathers were kind of a bit much though....lol But I'm glad he's back...his voice is pretty great.

I wish I could have more things to say but honestly I was flipping back and forth between John and Kate plus 8 and the awards...so I missed alot..But I really don't care...Lol.

TTFN! c(:

Clarification

Those who know me may be wondering why my name says Melanie Madison instead of Melanie Clark. Well, for one, I hate that last name. It belongs to my father and I don't freakin know that guy....so why have his last name? And I want to be an actress someday. I decided I needed a stage name and Melanie Madison flowed to me. Those who reaaallly know me may see a similarity in the last name. Lol. But I assure you, it's not wishful thinking. It's a business move. I gotta brand myself as I see fit. Don't like it? I don't really care. I'm going to be using it from now on. I mean as far as my websites and performances are concerned. Get used to it, kids.

Bitchassness PSA

This is a disease ppl! Open your eyes! Diddy has started the movement to prevent this and cure it! I'm just hopping on the bandwagon! We need to save the male community!

SYMPTOMS:

• loud empty arguments (there is no real physical danger here. just a whole lot of words with high volume)
• acute emotional awareness
  
• inability to keep shit G
• social withdrawal
• loss of appetite
• insomnia
• fear of the truth (hearing whats really good often incites hostility)
• hating on real ass niggas
• and in more serious cases communication stalking has been known to occur (i.e. myspace, facebook, texting, call logs, etc.)
• reckless reactions to rejection (i.e. talking shit when turned down)
• when upset by something notice any odd feminine manerisms (i.e. eye rolling, neck jerking, hand clapping, finger waving, or placing of the hand upon the hip)

If any or all of these symptoms are present in a friend or loved one. Please contact the Brothers Against Bitchassness Foundation. Bitchassness is contagious. Please avoid direct contact with any man infected by this disease. It has been known to be airborne. And in some rare cases...it is genetic. Think of the children!! Do you want a bitch ass baby?!With your help, we can put an end to this disease. Please know that with regular screenings and early diagnosis paired with the Real Niggasilun vaccine...Bitchassness is cureable!