Saturday, June 27, 2009

Bitchassness PSA

This is a disease ppl! Open your eyes! Diddy has started the movement to prevent this and cure it! I'm just hopping on the bandwagon! We need to save the male community!

SYMPTOMS:

  • loud empty arguments (there is no real physical danger here. just a whole lot of words with high volume)
  • acute emotional awareness
  • inability to keep shit G
  • social withdrawal
  • loss of appetite
  • insomnia
  • fear of the truth (hearing whats really good often incites hostility)
  • hating on real ass niggas
  • and in more serious cases communication stalking has been known to occur (i.e. myspace, facebook, texting, call logs, etc.)
  • reckless reactions to rejection (i.e. talking shit when turned down)
  • when upset by something notice any odd feminine manerisms (i.e. eye rolling, neck jerking, hand clapping, finger waving, or placing of the hand upon the hip)

If any or all of these symptoms are present in a friend or loved one. Please contact the Brothers Against Bitchassness Foundation. Bitchassness is contagious. Please avoid direct contact with any man infected by this disease. It has been known to be airborne. And in some rare cases...it is genetic. Think of the children!! Do you want a bitch ass baby?!With your help, we can put an end to this disease. Please know that with regular screenings and early diagnosis paired with the Real Niggasilun vaccine...Bitchassness is cureable!

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