Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (spoiler)

Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Okay let it just be known that the Harry Potter phenomenon (that I used to be apart of) was utterly SHIT on as soon as the Twilight franchise came about. But, he's still the shit so of course I went to go see the movie. I've seen all the others. I used to read the books but the films were coming out quicker than I could flip the pages, so I just said fuck it. I stopped at like the fourth one I think.
So, the Half-Blood Prince is the sixth installment. I didn't read this book so I had no clue what to expect. But at the end of it I was really disappointed. I literally sat there not wanting to get up, just watching the credits start to scroll by, because I could not believe it ended. I mean...it ended right when it started in my opinion.
There's usually way more action in HP movies. There was like barely any magic in this at all, they focused on all the wrong things, I have MILLIONS of unanswered questions, Dumbledore dies and they don't even make a big deal out of it really, everything seemed rushed. Harry Potter and the Half-Assed screenplay is more like it!
There were some genuinely funny parts in it. Really funny. But there was A LOT to be desired. I can't imagine how I'd feel if I'd actually read the book. I might cry if that were the case. And what pissed me off it that they postponed this movie for like over a year! They should have turned out nothing but perfection with all the extra time they had! It's really a shame, really.
This movie kinda sucked. It pains me to say.
There was one person in this movie who, in the brief minutes he was shown, made this movie worth seeing. His name is Frank Dillane. He played 16 year old Tom Riddle. No I'm not a pedophile. He's 20 in real life. Lol. But damn he is GORGEOUS! I can't find a proper picture. But damn, he was supposed to be all evil in the movie but idgaf. He sexy. Lmao.
Ummmm i give this movie...one tittie up and one tittie down. smh.

Public Enemies (spoiler)

John Dillinger makes me horny because of the way Johnny Depp played the role. Lol. Even if the movie wasn't great, I'd still love it because Johnny Depp's swagg was impeccable! I mean honestly, he was slaughtering...SLAUGHTERING dudes with Tommy Guns the whole time and all I could think was "I'd like to ride his Tommy Gun all night long..."
Man.
Okay, now for the movie review lol
This movie was great. I was only vaguely familiar with Dillinger's story but I knew he was the shit back in the day so I decided to see the movie. It was well written and and well acted (for the most part). Lots of shoot-em-up action, that's always nice. It was slick, fast paced, and entertaining.
You really forget that he's the bad guy. Cause when he dies you actually feel bad. I mean, all Dillinger was, was a hustler. Times were hard (it was during the great depression), he was smart enough to beat the system and make MOOLAH! Lots and lots of MOOLAH!
JD had a love interest. Her name was Billie Frechette (played by Marion Cotillard OSCAR WINNER she's bomb) Their relationship was...amazing. I like how she was down for her man and how much she trusted him even though he was doing bad things. It was sexy how he kinda just told her how shit was gonna be and how she went with it. No questions asked. It was...man. Bomb.
Christian Bale was in this too. He played Melvin Purvis, the dude trying to catch JD (dead or alive.) He's usually a decent actor but he annoyed the FUCK outta me the whole time. He already bothers me with the way he talks in general ( on screen and off screen) he has a low key lisp and his teeth are like raised out like when people sucked there thumb a lot when they're young. So he talks kinda weird. But in this movie he had a southern accent and he was just delivering the lines so .... wrong. Idk. He was putting extras on it. And it sucked ass.
I recommend this movie though. It's the shit. All you wannabe gangsters out there need to take some notes when you're in the theater. I give it two titties up!

Transformers II Revenge Of The Fallen

Mmkay, so I haven't done movie reviews on here yet. So I'll start with Transformers II. I'm ashamed to say that I JUST saw it like this week, despite it coming out like forever ago. I swore I'd see it sooner but I was too busy. Whatever, so check it...
I thought this movie was BOMB. it was way better than the first. I literally was crying laughing at some parts. Maybe I'm just super goofy. Or maybe the screenplay writers got jokes. Idk...lol. It was super long over two hours but I honestly didn't notice until I got out. It didn't feel that long to me. I loved it because at the end, I was satisfied. I hate leaving a movie with unanswered questions in my head. It's frustrating. But TII tied up all loose ends.
I LOVED the dynamic of Michaela and Sam's relationship in this sequel. It was too cute. It made me wanna throw up and catch rainbows at the same time. It was sickeningly sweet. Um, Megan Fox is fucking hot. No homo. Lol. And of course my Shia was looking bomb as well. And that acting was ON POINT. Loved it! He's awesome.
I read reviews before I went to go see it and a lot of people complained that the robots had too many lines. But it didn't bother me much. They weren't just speaking to be speaking. The words served a purpose. Oh! Minus the two niggerbots that were seriously annoying me. They were like twins or something and they were obviously black and ignorant. It was funny at times but it got old by like the time they landed in Egypt. (For those who've seen it) Lol.
All in all I liked this movie. I don't have any complaints. It was well done. I hope they squeeze a third out of it. Well, maybe not. I don't want them to kill it. But I'd actually go see it again. I recommend it even if you haven't seen the first one. It's entertaining. I give it two titties up! c(:

Fine Men With Ugly Voices

Take a look at Tyson Beckford to your left. He is jaw dropping. Silky chocolate brown skin...sexy tight eyes...bomb ass kissable lips...chiseled muscles. He is a GOD straight out of my wildest fantasies...It's a shame that his voice sounds like he's gargling marbles and trying to blow a piece of bubble gum at the same time. SMH. Have you ever met a sexy ass person and then were instantaneously turned off when they spoke? It is a sad SAD thing when a guy is bomb as fuck and their voice throws everything off. It's a low key deal breaker. Lmao. I know that's stupid but I can't sit there and listen to a nigga squawk all day. I wouldn't be able to pay attention to what he's saying. And I damn sure wouldn't be able to talk to him on the phone. That would be absolutely out of the question. He'd be banned from calling me. Only text and aim for him! Tyson was the best example I could think of. Whenever I see him I'm like "Oooooh, shit!" then he speaks and it's like "Ugh shit." c( :

SMH

What a whore. I'm so sick of this bitch. Maybe pre-getting her ass whooped by Chris Brown this would have been a hot look. But post-getting knocked the fuck out...I think she's stupid. She's just begging for attention. Newsflash bitch! You got plenty of it with that busted face your man gave you! She hasn't come out and spoken about anything. She hasn't given her fans any type of...idk...a sense of clarity? Is that the word I'm looking for? Like, I just think that she shouldn't be parading around the world clubbing, and drinking, and all that bullshit until this gets resolved. I mean, she never did that shit before! Why now? SMH.

Tired.

I'm not the golddigging type of female. I don't really care how much money a nigga has, what kind of car he drives (if he even has one), what kinda job he has....I mean all this is apparent if you look at my track record of guys I've recently dated. I know a lot of females say that they don't care about that kind of thing but I actually mean it.

Well, now...'meant' it...to a certain extent.

The money still isn't a big issue right now as long as he has plans to change it...but I've been coming across a lot of guys who don't have cars. I've even come across a guy my age who doesn't even have his license. So if I wanted to see them I have to drive, and do all the picking up.

The first two times maybe I'll do it. Cause the freshness of the situation is fueling my generosity. But after a lil while, I never fail to grow sick and fucking tired of driving with a nigga in the passengers seat. A nigga who's not even my boyfriend.

(Let me note now that if I have a man..and he's down and out...I DO NOT mind this. But if we're just talking and dating and trying to get to know each other. ALL BAD. It's not a good look.)

I don't mind driving some of the time...I mean if you're paying for the date...coo. But I just don't like that shit anymore. And I refuse to do it early on in the process. I refuse! And niggas be catchin a case nowadays when I deny them the priviledge of my coming to pick them up. Like I'm required to or some shit. LMAO.

And these niggas aren't in any kind of conditional circumstance. It's not like their car is in the shop, or their saving up for one, or something like that. They're just fucking IMMOBILE! That's so unattractive to me...and idk if that makes me materialistic or anything. But...it's like...get your shit together. A nigga should feel bad for having a female pick him up and drive him around....

tsk,tsk,tsk.

Being The "Other Woman"

*deep sigh* SMH

Ladies. There will come a day where you meet a guy. This guy will be the shit. Cute, funny, witty, smart, charming, sexy, freaky, about his business, not on the bullshit...and everything else your "what I need in a man" list consists of. But there is a catch to this guy...and that catch is he's taken. Now when you find out he has a girl, you'll immediately think to yourself "duh he has a girl. he's too bomb to be off the market...damn."

but there's going to be a twist...

this great guy will proceed to act in a way that contradicts his claim on his girlfriend. he will act like he doesn't even have one. he will act like he is single and focus his attention solely on you.

do not be fooled. this guy is most likely just bored with his relationship and wants out of it, but is too infected with bitchassness to break up with his girl. so he'll get the best of both worlds by gaming you into liking him while still being in a relationship with her. He can get the perks of being in a committed relationship as well as get the perks of starting something fresh and exciting with you. Or, he really has no intentions of breaking up with girl...BUT he still wants to explore other possible future opportunities. ya know...just in case.

I've been in this situation before. In my experience it didn't end up well. I mean I'm sure there are rare instances where a guy has a girlfriend and he meets someone else and he actually leaves his girl for the new chick. But in my case, he was bullshitting the whole time...and never really wanted me. It's a sick feeling to invest time into false hope and have your efforts wasted in the end.

You may think you're the shit and you got it like that and you can get a nigga to leave his girl. But why put yourself through that? Don't EVER wait on a nigga to leave his relationship to be with you. When a man wants something...he goes after it. If he wants you he'll make it so.

Now I thought I learned my lesson with this guy...but I almost got into the same situation again recently. I wasn't thinking. I tried to make it nonchalant and say me and him were "just friends" and not doing anything wrong. But we were obviously becoming more than that and things were getting tense and weird. I really tried to delude myself into thinking that I was just having fun and there was no harm being done. But I finally opened my eyes and dipped out of that situation immediately. I deserve better than the backburner, backseat, sideline position. Bottom Line.

I think I went off on a tangent. This blog is kinda..blah. But whatever. I'm just letting off steam.

XOXO