OMG

This guy...brings tears to my eyes. The song he's singing is already a beautiful song when Sara Bareilles sings it but he just....takes it to another level. I can sit here and listen to him sing this song 'Gravity' all day. Some of the notes he hits are FOR SURE panty droppers. OMG. I love this guy. Like...he gives me Ne-Yo chills. I fucking love it. Whooo!

WOW

"The Vamp" Sex Toy: Tantus Inc.'s new product, available for $39.95 on September 1, is a fair-colored dildo that sparkles.

I know Twilight is a pop culture phenomenon but c'mon! A sex toy? They're really selling an Edward's Pipe SEX TOY?!!?!!?!!? LMFAO. OMG.

I'm SO Pissed!

Anyone who knows me is aware that I have an absolute obsession with the Twilight Saga. It's sad but intense and unbreakable. Lol. There are three more movies slated to come out. New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn.
In Twilight there is an evil vampire named Victoria. She has this lover named James who gets killed by Edward and it pisses her off so she vows to kill Bella to get back at him.

Rachelle Lafevre is in the picture on your left. She played Victoria in Twilight and is going to be in New Moon. Now I have heard that Rachelle will be replaced in the third movie by Bryce Dallas Howard (top right) , due to "scheduling conflicts."
(Isn't it cute how I found two pics that were similar? lol)
There are so many things wrong with this! Ugh! Where do I begin?
First of all....when you're cast in a multi-million dollar franchise you DO NOT let "scheduling conflicts" occur. Especially when that said "conflict" is a bullshit ass Indie movie that is probably paying you in potato scraps and paper clips!
This also pisses me off because in keeping up with the whole vampire thing...vamps aren't supposed to change! I hate when movies switch up actors like that. It's stupid! And it's even more stupid when the character is supposed to be immortal!!!
I'm also pissed because I wasn't even all that impressed with Rachelle Lafevre in the first place! She was lame, weak, and too smiley to be Victoria.
I never would have thought to casts Bryce Dallas Howard as Victoria but now that I think about it....BOMB! She's a great actress, she's way prettier, and she's closer to the Victoria that I imagined while I was reading the books. I think she'll do a great job, actually. I'm just pissed they didn't fucking cast her in the first place!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're an idiot Rachelle!! For committing to other movie projects and trying to ruin the Twilight franchise. You should thank your lucky stars you were even cast! Now you're just shitting on the opportunity. Victoria is a G. And I guess you're not up to the challenge.
I mean honestly, the only other movie I've seen Rachelle in was some lame Lifetime movie about her being adopted or some shit. Lol And Bryce was in The Village, The Lady in The Water, and freaking Spider Man 3! Come ON!
I'm actually kind of excited to see how Bryce does. I'm just irritated that the flow of things is disrupted like this...sigh..

Oh, I f@*$ing hate it when...

People in my age bracket use little symbols to replace letters in curse words. Okay, for one, how old are you? 10? And two, we can totally see what you're putting anyways so you might as well just put the word! It's not cute! It's not a good way to censor anything. If you have a problem using the correct fucking bad word, don't fucking bother to fucking use it in the first place. Fuck.

Orphan

Aaaah. I love a good "psycho and/or demonic child wreaks havoc on their parents" flick. Creepy kids are the best part of movies. Lol And the fact that Esther was adopted just made it all that much more appealing.
Okay, so the premise of the film is this couple is looking to adopt a child to add to their family of four. They have a son and a daughter already. The son is like 13 and the daughter is like 6. Anywho...the woman was pregnant with their third child but the baby was still born. This really fucked up their minds, the wife in particular.
So after years of trying to get past the tragedy, they decide to adopt a little girl. Because baby Jessica didn't survive and they want to give the love they would have given to her...to a little girl who needs it.
Enter Esther.
Esther is this charming 9 year old kid from Russia. She likes to paint, she loves music, she's well spoken, and she's cute as a button.
Oh, and she's also bat shit crazy.
Her charming qualities quickly begin to disappear as she begins to toy with the minds of her family and even threatens their lives.
There is a HUGE plot twist that I wouldn't dare ruin for anyone. It's random and unrealistic, but an excellent twist nonetheless. I doubt anyone will see it coming. I sure as heck didn't.
KUDOS to Isabelle Fuhrman. I don't even think she's really Russian but the accent was on point! And she was the shit! in this movie. Lol. She was crazy as fuck but I was rooting for her the whole time. Esther is a G. See the movie and you'll feel me on that.
It was a pretty good movie in my opinion. It had lots of parts that make you jump, squirm, gasp, and laugh out loud. It was low key more gruesome than I thought it was going to be. I mean....sheesh. I give this film two titties up!

oH Drake...

Sigh...I tried not to like this guy. I really did. Little Aubrey (lame name lmao) who played Jimmy on Degrassi. The whackest, most addicting show on tv. Lol I mean he was shot in a school shooting and paralyzed from the waste down for crying out loud! How lame! And all the hype around him was crazy..."Drake is the shit...this" and "Drake is the shit...that" "You hear that new Drake?" I was like enooooouuugghh! And it urked me that he was randomly all of a sudden Lil Wayne's prodigy. Are you kidding me? Lol And it really bugged be that he flooded my radio and he isn't even signed yet! What?

I only paid attention to two of his songs. The ones that were getting air time...They're cute and catchy. But I never really paid attention to wtf he was saying. I downloaded some of his other songs to my iPod outta curiosity and in the car...I actually listened to his words. And he is one witty...clever...smart..talented...man. Lol. I love it.

And his VOICE is so SMOOTH!! Ooooh it makes me tingle. And of course I never really paid attention to his face but once I realized the awesomeness that flowed out his mouth...I started really studying what he looks like. And he's low key bomb. His eyes are light, he has bomb lips, his swag is bomb, he has a nice smile...and now that I think about it...Aubrey really isn't that lame of a name..

I guess I'm just one of those females he talks about in his music. Not really paying attention to him until he blew up. Cause he sure never caught my eye on the show he was on...and I certainly became a fan over night what with all the hype around him and shit. I'm guilty of that. Lol. But idgaf. Drake is bomb. I'm on it.

Oh..whaaaaaaat aaaaaannnnd he sings too? I almost forgot. Lol And his voice aint like Ne-Yo or nothing, but it's cute. I give him credit. It goes with his style of music. It's so random that he would blow up like this. I think he was in a band or some shit on Degrassi...playing guitar or something. But he never rapped, or sung, or anything. Wait...I think he did sing a little. But there was no star power that I could see...

Idk...I'm feelin him. Lol. c( :

boys are annoying

I really, really hate when a guy asks me "When we gonna kick it?" out the blue. It bothers me! Like what do you expect me to say? "Oh, um lemme check my calendar! Okay, I'm available Monday July 20th, 2009 at 9pm." NO! And it's always the niggas that you barely talk to that wanna ask you that questions. It's like, if I haven't mentioned seeing you...at all...you can safely bet that I could care less if you were even breathing. So word to the wise..if you ask me this question..and I say "idk..whenever..." with the dots and shit, it really means "I'm not committing to any particular date and I want you to go play in traffic" (that's the rough translation). Bleh!